Thoughts from a (girl) Gamer

Tara Voelker's thoughts. A lot about video games, a little about life

Monthly Archives: April 2009

Today’s Brilliant Quote

found by Tara while browsing the internet “When ever anyone says to you “Gay marriage erodes the holy bonds of matrimony,” I want you to show them these pictures of Mr. & Mrs. Asshat’s MTV-sponsored nuptials. If that doesn’t change his/her mind, congratulations. You’re high and talking to the cat again.” Source

Prototype: A Sneak Peak

by Kristianna Prototype, developed by Radical Entertainment, is the story of Alex Mercer. A man who wakes up in the morgue ready to be disected. He fights his way out of a laboratory into the city not knowing anything but his name. You are this man in an open world New York City. You have [...]

The Stereotypes of XBox Live

by Tara Most gamers are diverse and come from every walk of life, all around the world. They have different feelings, personalities, play styles and interests. Most can’t be lumped into some group and called ‘that’ type of gamer. But, no one can deny that there are some that can be categorized. This is a [...]

Proper Etiquette– You Dumb Fuck

By Kristianna Let me start off by saying, pardon my dirty French both in the title and in this article. I really feel the need to express how important proper dinning etiquette goes when you’re in a public restaurant. 1. If you have children, keep them under control for a multitude of reasons. When you [...]

Yay new toy!

I’m typing this post on my new Nintendo DSi. That’s all. <3 Tara

Zombie Apocalypse protocol for weddings

by Tara As someone who is a member of multiple wedding parties next year, I understand how necessary it is for someone to address the Zombie Apocalypse protocol for weddings. Although the likely hood of an outbreak while exchanging vows or observing others doing so is slim, that’s no excuse to not be prepared. Although [...]

How to Make a “In Case of Zombie” Kit

instructions from Tara FOR SHOW ONLY* What you will need: Shadow Box- These are available in sizes 5×7 to 24×36 at most craft stores. What size you want will depend on what items you would like to put in your case. Hot glue gun Masking tape Letter stickers: These are available at most craft stores [...]

Five People You Hate to See a Movie With

By Kristianna Whether it’s opening night, matinee, or a group of friends hanging out, there are just some people you cannot enjoy watching a movie with. They make it completely miserable for others around them, without the slightest idea of how incredibly rude they are. Here are the top 5 people you hate to see [...]

Zombie Apocalypse protocol for dorms

by Tara As someone who lives in a college community, I understand how necessary it is for someone to address the Zombie Apocalypse protocol for dorms. I don’t feel like this is an area that has been touch on, as most people give emergency plans for locations like malls or apartments. Although the two are [...]

Zombie Apocalypse protocol for camping

by Tara As someone who has gone camping, I understand how necessary it is for someone to address the Zombie Apocalypse protocol for camping. Although the likely hood of an outbreak while you are on a outdoor camping break may be small, that’s no excuse to not be prepared. I would like to start off [...]

Tea Parties and Truth

by Tara I have always wished I could point out truth to those who have needed to see it, but this guy did it for me. Taxpayers in more than 300 locations in all 50 states will held rallies on tax day, called  “tea parties,”  to protest higher taxes and “out-of-control” government spending.  Unfortunately, people [...]

Is it okay to mock Christians?

by Tara Today while browsing through the Escapist Magazine  Off Topic discussion forums, I ran into a topic named “is it okay to mock christians?” Intrigued by that title, I investigated. The first post was by a user named masakoz and stated the following: “you make a jewsih joke your called a nazi. you make [...]

DLC- The debate begins

by Tara Is it wrong for game developers to charge money for DLC that is already on a disc?I don’t think it is, and you shouldn’t either. I have already taken a lot of heat for defending this practice, but I’m standing firm. I’d like to begin with giving some explanation on what I mean [...]

Spore meets Zelda?

by Tara So, while browsing the internet today I found this amusing video. People had been using the Spore Creature Creature to make creatures from the Zelda series. One person, with a Youtube account and way too much free time, compiled all of them together and set it to Zelda music.  You can tell people [...]

Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

By Manda Let me start off by saying I am not a Wii fangirl.  I did not rush out and wait in line for one.  The 360 is my pet system.  I laughed at the pandemonium surrounding it; it brought back memories of Tickle-Me-Elmo.  Don’t get me wrong- I enjoy the Wii- it just isn’t [...]

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